Father's day is a day to convey your heartiest gratitude and convey your message of thankfulness to your father and his benign presence in your life. Father is the person who sacrifices his desire, peace and wishes to fulfill the dreams and aspirations of his children. In this process of performing his duties towards the kids, he tends to forget himself completely. Father's Day is just the right occasion to make him feel relaxed and create an atmosphere of fun, cheerfulness and celebration for him. The celebration should be so arranged that it unwinds in the midst of busy and fast-tracked lives with a sense of ease and relaxation. Along with the delicious food, gifts and many more things, you can even make your father feel relaxed and happy by ending the day with few funny and witty sayings, especially meant for this day. Have a riot of laughter with your dad and feel satisfied witnessing a million dollar smile on his face.
Witty Father's Day Sayings
Make this Father's day end on a humorous and witty note. Get to know about few funny Fathers' Day sayings for Father's Day.
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Funny Father's Day Sayings
- My father was often angry when I was most like him. - Lillian Hellman
- My father considered a walk among the mountains as the equivalent of churchgoing." - Aldous Huxley
- My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan
- A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman, he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
- A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Unknown
- The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert
- A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father. - Gabriel Garcia Márquez
- If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. - Bill Cosby
- The thing to remember about fathers is... they're men. A girl has to keep it in mind: They are dragon-seekers, bent on improbable rescues. Scratch any father, you find someone chock-full of qualms and romantic
- terrors, believing change is a threat, like your first shoes with heels on, like your first bicycle... - Phyllis McGinley
- My father was a statesman; I'm a political woman. My father was a saint. I'm not. - Indira Gandhi
- My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented, so he could hate that too. - Peter De Vries
- To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway
- "The son whines to his father, "You messed up my childhood!" And the father says, "How could I, son? I wasn't even there”. - Author Unknown
- When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. - Mark Twain