Father In Law Jokes

Often it is the mother-in-law who gets all the limelight for being well what they are than the comfortably cornered father-in-law! But if you have a father-in-law, you will know what great delight they are to be with. It is one relationship that you usually don't give much thought into until you are into it and then you realize how special your father-in-laws can be. There are endless ways to make your father-in-laws feel special. As your spouse's dad, he certainly commands respect but above everything else he definitely needs your love. So break the ice this season with some wonderful father-in-law jokes. The time you spend together will show your appreciation and make for great moments to be cherished lifelong.

Jokes about Father in Law

Who's The God!
One evening Rachael brought home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told her father to go and learn more about the young man. Out on a walk, the father started quizzing the guy.
"So what do you do?" the father asked.
"I am an Arabic scholar," he replied.
The father obviously impressed with the answer continued, "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?"
"I will study and God will provide for us", he answered back
"Now how do you plan to buy my daughter a beautiful engagement ring?" probed the father again.
'I will concentrate on my studies,' the young man replies, "God will provide for us."
"Hmm...and how do you plan to take care of your children?"
"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," answered the fiance.
Every time the father put on a new question, the young man passed on the onus to God.
At bedtime when the mother enquired about the conversation, the father responded, "Well he has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."

Grateful Father-In-Law
A mother-in-law once thought of testing her son-in-laws. One day she took her elder son-in-law out for a walk. While walking beside a lakeshore, she consciously fell into the lake and pretended to drown. The son-in-law straight away without any thought jumped into the river and saved her. The next morning, he was ecstatic to find a brand new Toyota car waiting on his driveway with a thank you note from his mum-in-law.

While out on a walk with her younger son-in-law a few days later, she repeated her act of drowning again. But this time the son-in-law looked at her without moving an inch and gleed with delight, "Finally! It's about time that this old witch dies!" The next morning, he received a brand new Ferrari car on his driveway with a thank you note from his father-in-law.