Funny Father's Day Poems

Most of us are really at a fix when it is the time to decide on a Father's Day gift. What to present a man who seems to have everything he wants? Do you realize that the time dad spends with his family are probably the most invaluable moments of his life? You can gift your daddy some more precious moments and a box of laughter this Father's Day. How? Read out a few verses to him, packed with hilarity and cheerfulness. Another option is to present a greeting card to your dad, quoted with a rib-tickling poetry. To pick out a humorous poem for dad as his Father's Day gift, browse our list of collected fun poems that promise you some sure-shot joyful glee.

My Handprints

My dirty little hand print
I've left on every wall
And on the drawers and table tops
I've really marked them all.
But here is one that won't rub off,
I'm giving it to you...
Do you know why??
Well, I'm so thankful
to have a father like you.
- Anonymous

Family Loop

Many, many years ago
When I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow,
Pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter
With flowing hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy.
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up-daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandma too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!
- Anonymous